Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Guess when Amy Winehouse will die, win an IPod

Amy WinehouseA sick website is offering people the chance to win an iPod - if they can guess when Amy Winehouse will DIE.

The makers of whenwillamywinehousedie.com say the troubled singer is likely to pass away soon as a result of her well-documented drug abuse.

A form on the webpage lets Internet users pick the date and time of her death - and even a space to leave "pre-condolences".

Various unflattering photos of Rehab hitmaker Winehouse, 24, illustrate the site.

Whoever gets the date correct - the "Mr or Mrs Death" winner - will get a brand new iPod Touch digital mp3 player. The makers write: "We'll all have a date with our maker someday, but Amy Winehouse just can't seem to wait. "She can write and sing a beautiful tune, but for some reason Amy has landed in a self-destruction derby.

"It is even rumoured that Amy and Pete [Doherty] are keeping the Colombian economy going.

"She simply looks like a cat's asshole before it's been de-wormed.

"Amy is on her way out and as the world is profiting from this decline we thought it only fair that you should profit from it too."

A spokesman for the site did not return emails seeking comment today.

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