Sunday, January 27, 2008

Woman told her unborn son is a tiny terror

Pregnant Justine Lowe has been served advance warning her unborn son is a tiny terror after he flicked her the finger from inside the womb.

The ASBO-style salute was revealed when doctors took an ultrasound scan five months into her pregnancy.

Now the mum-to-be and husband Nick are convinced the little lad they have already decided to name Jack is going to be a proper handful.

The couple, who moved from the UK to start a new life in sunny California, say they will be laying down the law to the cheeky chap unless his behaviour improves.

Nick, who works in food packaging, joked: "I'm going to have a few words with my lad when he gets out.

"He can't speak to his mother like that."

The 39-year-old, from Cheltenham, Glos, added: "I'm going to have to get him a white van and a good lawyer if he carries on like that when he is born."

Nick and Justine, 37, already have a three-year-old daughter called Ava.

But unlike the brother she is looking forward to meeting, she is a little angel. Her proud parents say Ava and hasn't even uttered a swear word.

They are not expecting to have quite such an easy time with Jack though after his stunning introduction.

Nick said: "When you get all excited to see your son's face for the first time, you really don't expect to be told to f*** off as his first communication.

"But I guess he won't get pushed around or bullied at school.

"Normally a proud father looks to see if his son is well-endowed in other areas, not one of the digits on his finger."

By Owen Williams, Jan 27 2008 © Copyright 2008 - Showbiz Spy

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