Self-confessed sex addict Russell Brand nearly groped the Queen he has confessed. Brand admits he was tempted to grab HRH's boobs when he met her for the first time.
He said part of his brain was telling him to grope her as he went to shake her hand.
Brand said: "My mind was against me. My brain ain't always my absolute ally. Sometimes my brain is my adversary. It does things to make me unhappy and destroy my life.
"I could see her coming nearer and nearer and part of my idiot brain was going 'grab her tit, grab her right on the tit'.
"I nearly did it. I felt my arm moving up.
"There's a lot of protocol when you meet the Queen but you think she's just some old woman ultimately. She can't do magic."
Brand also admitted he has given up celibacy because it's boring.
The comedian took a no sex vow after spending 30 days at an addiction clinic in America but says he has given it up because he is fed up with flying solo.
He said: "I've been celibate for a while now but I stopped because it's boring. Celibacy is all right but it's not as good as sex.
"Celibacy makes you do much more w**king. I was quite an intrepid w**ker."
The former heroin addict signed himself into the KeyStone Clinic in Philadelphia after discovering that fame was like "a Wonka ticket to a sex factory."
Speaking on Channel 4's Comedy Live Presents: Russell Brand and Friends he admitted that at one point he had a harem of ten women who he'd rotate.
By Kim Gregory, Jan 28 2008 © Copyright 2008 - Showbiz Spy
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